Hooiveld's Hangout - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Haha if she wanted me to do anything involving **** there would be a Joe-shaped hole in my bedroom door.

 

Is this counting a general trip to brown town as **** related? Cause I'm not down with brown town.

 

Oh nah I'll go there if it's suitably prepared. If you want to know, the thing I'm not cool with doing involves inflicting considerable pain.

 

To be fair, I've never seen a nipple one in person, so maybe they're nicer in person.

Of all possible piercings though, the grossest is definitely for men, downstairs. Just so wrong.

 

That'd be a right turn off, it's actually pretty scary. It's why I could never have a good time with Angelina Jolie

 

Does she enjoy a beating? How is this known?

 

She likes knives and stuff. She openly admits it, says she's bored of normal sex.

 

Christ. Knives and nudity do not go together. Not in my house.

 

Nor blood and nudity, any kind of pain and nudity. Or poop and nudity, unless it's a pre-shower dump.

 

She likes blood to

 

Well my weird girl wants there to be blood. But she wants it to be from biting.

 

Is she like... really into Twilight?

 

Nah not at all. She's the least girly girl you'll ever meet.

 

Still, stay away from doing any of that. ****'s scary. At least you can ask Tinder matey if he likes biting.

 

Biting and punching. I bet I know what the answer would be.

Though she's got to have found at least one guy who is okay with it as her legs are always covered in bruises.

 

I suppose she could do it to herself? Dunno if that's against the point, but still. I'm surprised you keep going back for more knowing the crazy **** she's into.

 

Yeah I think that would defeat the purpose. It's a submissive thing. We can still do that sort of thing but just not to such an extreme.

 

Just call her bitch or something, that's dominant enough. Also I've realised this conversation is very unsuitable for the likes of poor Fran.

 

Just replace the image of me with the image of Fonte and I'm sure it's fine.

 

I need a FWB. I haven't had any action in a very, very long time. We're not talking months. We're talking years. Many years. How does one of these situations come about?