Apparently that is what today is known as by the emergency services, as they are rushed off their feet dealing with drunken ****s falling about and hurting themselves/each other. Any of you fannies on your works Xmas piss up today? Ours has just been cancelled as half the ****s couldn't get to work because of the snow . Now going to be on ****ing Wednesday when there will be no other **** out
I've not got a works night out be me and two of my mates are going to the James concert at the SECC. We've booked a penthouse apartment as well so we don;t have to **** about getting home and hopefully get a few Alan Gow's bck up for the lazy lob. Oh aye and a quarter of 'pure' ching. <faceremovalcompound>
XMAS lunch today at 2:30. Every **** I work with is boring as hell so they're all heading home after that. Sad ****s. <billynomatesgonnagetpishedonmyownmuir>
The only piss is the piss that the helicopter company is taking out of the offshore boys. "The weather is too bad for flying up here" Even though every single chopper has made it yesterday and today from the same company in Stavanger. Yet not 1 flight made it away from here. The British Safety rules are a load of pish. Thank **** I'm not due off today. There a boy sitting next to me due off yesterday is meant to be going to Thailand tomorrow. All flying is cancelled today. He's ****ed.
Aberdeen airport was closed earlier so that might be the reason. Mate of mine works off shore and he was meant to be going to Sharm a couple ofweeks ago. Got stuck on the rig and missed it, but at least he avoided getting eaten by a shark
Nah, flights are lifting from Aberdeen. It's Scatsta in Shetland it's the ****test airport. It has no radar. FFS they've had that since World War 2. I hate Shetland, bunch of backwards ****s. Last time I was stuck there Dr. No had just came out in the cinema and they were hoping for a visit from The Beatles. That was about 18 months ago
