I was coming home from work tonight and I passed thousand of middle-aged men and women dressed in denims and leathers heading towards Murrayfield. What the **** is going on? Turns out Bon Jovi are playing Imagine paying £55 to see that ****e!
LOL. says the man called STD I heard you went to china, ****ed a lady boy and it started to rot. The doctors here told you they had to amputate so you went to china and the doc said 'blitish dr's all they want is chop chop. 2 weeks plick fall of by itself' The other story I heard was you were ****ing a prosie in china and she was shouting 'SUNG WAH SUNG WAH' next day to impress your male chinese lover during golf, you shouted SUG WAH SUNG WAH when he got a hole in one he turned around and said 'what you mean long hore' (long hole)
Fan just because I couldn't see what you were getting at with your ramblings doesn't make me a 'dickwad'