Controversial Big Governement Policy

Right, say you became Uber-Emperor-For-Life of whatever country you inhabit.

What unpopular laws would you force upon everyone?

I would probably go for:

More Female Bus Drivers (legislated)
Compulsary Gay Weddings for anyone not married or shacked up by 40
Compulsary Weed Smoking for all those ruled to be "in need of chilling out a wee bit" by an army of state weed doctors I'll have.


What would you enforce?

Tim/Hun Holocaust?
Privatised NHS?
Re-nationalised railways?
A free felch everytime you visit a GP?

 

Tongue removal for all teachers, so we don't have to listen to the useless lazy ****s moan about the long hours they do.

 

Guns loaded with radio active bullets for everyone.

 

First I would rule that the opposite of Tim is Billy and the opposite of Hun is Taig.

I'd then introduce forced bummings to those who who take drugs and are over the age of 25.

I'd also teach female college/uni /high school students how to check for lumps on testicles and offer weekly check-ups for all men who wish to be checked.

Abolish all taxes, all 'free' government services (apart from the ball checking) and watch as humanity flourished.

 

Free Tripe in Schools.

Slavery for any **** called Robin

Free enema booths on every street corner.

 

And men called Lesley or Jackie.

 

Aye, Jackie Collins. Mind he played for Celtic in the mid 90's?

 

All hairy men should be stripped naked in public and shaved from ankle to forehead.

Compulsory euthanasia when you reach 60 (apart from Glasgow where it will be 50 as all things are relative).

All single women to be referred to as Miss, not Ms which is just another way of saying you're a dyke.

 

So from here only ST would actually get to vote

 

You are fooling no one, that's me you are talking about.

 

The second one refers to you too.

And possibly the 3rd.

 

The second one maybe but not quite. The third one no chance sweetcheeks.

 

I'd pass a law that attractive young ladies must flash their tits at random strangers at least once a day. It costs them nothing and would improve the happiness of the nation no end. Still working on how this would be enforced.

All soaps and talent shows will be banned from TV with immediate effect. Will be replaced with a 24 hour 'Truman Show' style programme starring J. Acworth.

Rather than respecting religious beliefs, the overtly credulous will be ridiculed on a regular basis.

In a return to tradition, all Olympic competitors will be naked. May be rolled out to other sports if successful.

 

I'm going to assume you mean just the female participants.

 

I'd have thought having an 'Uber-Emperor-For-Life' made the election process redundant.

 

This is why Mick doesn't vote already, he's following his own strict rules.

 

Traditionally it was men only. Ergo, squiggy's a raging fudge packer.

 

yas!

 

I does appear so.