Fudbook

am sick of aw these kirky wallopers updatin me on there ****e and meaningless lives!!!

DIE!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm with you Nev. Here's a selection of the ****e I got this morning

Who ****ing cares about any of that ****?

Last thing I posted was

 

I've never got the facebook thing, my missus has it, just plain bollox.

So and so: is sooo bored.

Seriously, WTF are you telling everyone that for?

My opinion is that it's just noneties looking for a nosey into your private life, people who you haven't spoken with for 10 years wanting to know what you're up too.

On a similar note, some **** created a FB account on my behalf, with my private email address a year or so ago.

I only got 6 friend requests

 

I joined it to keep in touch with everycunt a met in Oz and now every rocket that has met me has added me and I need to read this

the last thing a wrote was : surfin burd at number 3 in the charts. ha ha ha ha

 

so now we know why you hate facebook.

I get emails from it all the time asking me to make an account because mennie wants to be my friend.

 

I only joined FB so I could perv on those pics of that French hooker who was pumping half the French football team. I'd refused to have anything to do with it up until then but she was wee ride her.

 

whats her name again?

 

To be honest Dougie, the only reason I would join is to see how some of the wee cows from school ended up looking like.

On the wifes FB, she showed me how my "first love - (first ride in reality!)" ended up looking like.

2 kids and at least 6 stone later, I had a lucky escape She is ****ing HUGE!! <BLOOTER>

 

Zahia Dehar

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Thank you so much for reminding me about her Venom. I dedicate my next danger **** to you sir

 

wow!

 

I consider that a badge of honour.

 

Do with it what you will but what ever you do remember you earned it

Forgot to ask you what you thought of the Stewart Lee gig?

 

I never made it to Stewart Lee, I ended-up getting stuck in the office until nearly 6pm so no chance would I have made it down to Glasgow. ****ing gutted. Plus I couldn't exactly ask the other folk for money for tickets, £60 down the pan too.

When I went offshore to sub-contract for a week I told them I was putting through a days extra wages in overtime because they made me miss it. So I ended up being up about £250 in the end.

 

**** sake Venom you and zahia dehar just keep getting money thrown at you

The gig was good. Not as good as he has been in the past but still funny.
As I watch watching him perform I noticed how he's starting to look like a Geography Teacher now. Heavy,hunched over and a wearing a cord jacket

 

I'm not that far away from being a whore. Every day I spend out here a little of my soul dies. Probably not as much as if I had Ribery's cock in me and his Total Recall face sweating over me. But all the same....

 

Euurrchhhhh, that thoughts giving me the dry boak V. Huvin that melted welly leering over you <boakmuir>

 

My mate said to me during the 2006 WC "Check that **** he looks like 14th Century Peasant villager"

 

who would you rather was shaggin ye? Rooney or Frank?

 

That's ****ing rank Nev.

Probably Frank though. Imagine Rooney's red sweaty balding napper and his come face.

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