All i wann say is

Haha, I have loads of fun with the mrs and food mate, I once convinced her that if you sing to a coconut it helps get the shell off. She's not got a clue about food mate, she's literally not interested at all.

 

, wrong thread i think, should be on Billys bonking thread.

 

Lol, tell her if you sing to a spud it'll peel itself.
I used to work with a lad who's wife thought potatoes grew on trees.

 

I used to think pineapples grew on trees, at one time...What a thick ****.

 

Lol, chop them down with your panga,

 

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. So i wasn't the only thick **** then?

 

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Hahaha I didn't even see that coming.

I've never given it any thought but I'd defo have said they grew on trees until now!

Honestly she believes everything mate, it's hilarious.

I used to know a fella who worked in the navy who married some bird from the onion factory adjacent to the camp we were staying on. Always stank of onion when he turned up for work, can't imagine what his bed smelled like but he had ****ing onions in every sandwich he ever brought into work... we've almost gone full circle back to garlic here!

 

How comes all the threads have one star on this board? Never pay attention to the stars but just now noticed they're all one star... Is it just cos nobody votes on them cos they're pointless so they default to one star?

 

Usually some mag does it.. Keeps them happy.

 

Hahaha as in a designated person nominated to sabotage star ratings? Hahaha **** sake.

 

It was looked at, at the time, and people thought it was out of order.

However, the mods on here aren't the kind to delete things continually as you do.

You were out of order coming onto another board making cracks like that, it wasn't the only one.

And on the point of being 'effectively invited onto this particular thread' as you claim .......... you weren't.

Some time ago I was pm'd by a Hull lad who posts regularly on the Hull board and occasionally on here.

By the comments between you both, on the Hull board, you appear to see him as a friend. He thinks you're an arrgant bully who uses his role as a Mod to direct the tone of the board and dominate the threads.

He told me that you do a daily, if not hourly search, for 'DMD' & 'Hull' to see if anyone's talking about you ........ he says you also use something on the board called 'spy' whereby you track every post and check to see if there's anything you should 'tidy up'

If anyone was wondering how, within minutes of threads being posted, you come on liked the caped crusader, then that's why

FFS, if there's anything sadder than that on the entre internet it must involve Gary Glitter or Stuart Hall.

You're a ****ing disgrace who can barely bring himself to talk about football, on here, a few days before what may be Hull's only ever cup final.

 

There's no end to your bullshit. I've posted a link to the thread where the mods summarised a part of the issue and points to the blame. Trying to claim these mythical friends and 'searches' just adds to the other lies. No wonder you're stuck on here instead of being able to post on other boards.

 

There's no end to your bullshit. I've posted a link to the thread where the mods summarised a part of the issue and points to the blame. Trying to claim these mythical friends and 'searches' just adds to the other lies. No wonder you're stuck on here instead of being able to post on other boards.



5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Wait for the "Four minutes..." comment.

 

4 minutes between the previous 2 posts...As Ull mod has pointed out.

Maybe Smug has a point.

 

What the ****'s this got to do with Garlic?

 

He's not a friend in any way whatsoever ........ just someone who thought you were hypocritical and attempting to dominate the Hull board.

He reckons people don't post on there because of the way you jump on minor points and won't let go of them.

Much like you're doing on here.

I'm not stuck on here, I like posting where there are decent people.

I've been banned from Newcastle by ACS and Hull by you ....... neither of you had good reason.

You just can't stand being called out as liars & hypocrites. I see you and him get on well, surprise surprise

 

Garlic and the debate share the same IQ, but there it ends as garlic smells better and has more layers.

Have you ever looked at 'foraging'?

There was a programme where they created a banquet out of stuff that just grows by the roadside.

I googled to see if there was a course to do it, but it struck me as an expensive way to learn how to eat weeds.

 

Given it's consistently been among busiest boards on the network, you're as inaccurate as ever. I suspect you've been talking to one of those pretending to be City fans.


Just seen your edit. You haven't been banned from anywhere by me. It was another, normally mellow mod that took exception to lies you'd posted.

If you're not currently banned, you've either been banned in the past, or come a lot closer than you realise to being banned from almost all the active boards. I don't recall being banned from anywhere yet.


But again, you're raking over the same ****e as before.