Ticket needed... help please!

Hello everyone, I want to go to Cbeebies land but I'm almost skint til payday. If anyone has, or knows anyone with, a 2 for 1 voucher off the back of a Kellogg's cereal box I would be most grateful if I could buy it off you for free.

It really needs to have free coach travel included.

Thanks in advance

 

Certainly young man. Would you like a free shag with my wife while you're at it?

 

Do you have WC Final tickets as we could do a swop? I dont want restricted view though.

 

You can have my ticket, I've been wandering what to do with it since queuing for 5 hours to pick it up! Oh and don't worry about getting a coach, I'll drive up from Nottingham pick you up at your house take you to Wembley and wait for you to come out to greet you with a complimentary bottle of champagne!

 

I'm afraid I will just hold out for someone with a coach as taking me to Wembley would in fact take me further away from Cbeebies land (at Alton Towers) than I am now.

Thanks for the offer though.

PS. What ****ing supermarket do you shop at if it took you 5 hours queuing to buy a box of cereal?

 

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