http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140508/201415-away-kit-now-on-sale_2281670_3811663?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook The new away kit is as dull as some of the 'football' that Newcastle United have played in 2014
Awkwardness at work. My boss fancies this gay chap that works with me, and just so happens to be a good mate. He's asked him out and been rejected already, and my mate told him a lie, that he had someone already. He then told my boss, who asked him to stay late for no reason (sick perv), that he couldn't as he was coming to mine for some beers. Obviously the boss put two and two together and made 18919293. One great night of many beers, him being super-**** at Batman Arkham night and F1 games and me skyping my girlfriend and apparently asking her to get her boobs out (I'm a monster ...), we come into work to find this boss has been spreading lies about us having a gay affair! He even brazenly accused me while I was working... At first I thought his jealous deluded fantasies were great backstory for a prank, but this **** has gone too far with him spreading ****. Can I get him sacked for this?
All I got from that was you love sword fighting? Am I right? Where is the harm in what he has done. Its all just creative tension to drive the company forward surely?
Went to Gloucester rugby end of season awards tonight (we are a main sponsor). Two players on each table, humble, mingling... Chief exec shaking everyone's hands.... Genuine engagement either people. A far cry from our bloated premiership existence and a reminder of the things missing...
Getting hacked off at work, thus I am beginning preparations for my leaving prank. The twat of a manager is the target. I am buying up many electric shock pens, and will replace every single one of the pens in his office with a kind that should give him a deserving jolt
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/what-point-supporting-newcastle-united-3562279 What is the point in supporting Newcastle United they ask? I'm running low on answers
