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505 too. But of course I'm a lover not a fighter. So Macca, Party, you take one each and I'll wade in with a few telling insults.
May I request some in the vein of "Yo momma so fat..." while I issue a strong Chinese Burn, and Macca distributes the tickle torture? Fools won't know what hit 'em.
I'll also be putting into question their parentage. After we're through with them they'll be messed up worse than rain man. Only rain man without the smarts. A tiger onsie will be the triger for the rain man scream. Rain man.
Say one thing for Macca. Always dressed immaculately. EDIT: Just watched that vid while me and our lass are watching game of thrones. Gave me a right stare. Think I'm in the dog house.
I think our lass would throw a wobbler if I ****ed off and left her with a young squaddie; but then again. . . I would have tried a swop on the Arsenal board but it would be a bit of a snub for the folk who have given them to me.
I did. Was offered a freebie for the full shebang this week that i enjoyed at the semi but stuck with a regular ticket. Does it make sense that I'd rather be in with the fans rather than quaffing San Miguel in a plus seat? And I know youre not supposed to, but we had someone tipping us when security where coming round Block 502, row 28. Edit - 'ere, how come no fooker else is in block 502?