Could be much worse, RHC. I'll support Switzerland with (or for) you. P.S. How did the tete-a-tete with the hooded, scythe-bearing one go? I've heard he's good at chess. Did you Melvin him, a la Bill and Ted, to get away or was it the old reliable Rimmer-esque boot to the nads?
I just told him to **** off and that the united supporter in the next bed had had enough of life, so was a better option
Smart move. Man Utd are yesterday's news, just like scythes and cloaks. Death should move on to hoodies and combine harvesters.