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Don't talk such utter bollox

#allaboutgerrez

 

I know no other tongue!

 

Right then sexy beasts, im off to bed. been up since half 5

Last game tom, what will we do

Sweet dreams all





Hope 'Win The League For Stevie G' is having a good night with his new date

 

Spot on sugar plum.

 

Met an Irish girl last night. Got her number quite quickly. Spent the whole night out with her. She was smart and inteligent and had a good job. She was also funny and easy to get along with. But she wouldn't let me kiss her or let me buy her a drink. she had me under her thumb. I'm in love.

 

You have to make it seem like you don't care though otherwise she'll just think you're a needy get. I wouldn't go texting her straight away, leave it for a while and then she'll start to wonder about you.

One of my favourite lines at the moment is 'Are you from space? Because your body looks out of this world' then I just give them the phone and say put your number in.

Or another one is ask to borrow their phone saying yo've lost yours and need to call someone, then just call your own phone and tell them you'll call later.

To DR... had a fun nigh actually (not as fun as it could've been because it didn't end up with my manhood in her gob just a peck goodnight) but after the second place we went to it started to piss it down which was funny actually because she got me to hold her umbrella and started to bump into me and stuff. She's already asking to meet up later this week.

 

good sign mate if you are looking for a relationship?, if you was just after a shag wrong girl by the sounds of it lol, but if you like her then sounds promising.

so you a pisshead again then lol

ps i know we dont have much chance of having a ****ing amazing result to the end of today, but feck me i am a wreck at the moment, even smoke isnt working!!

hope Hart has one of those days #nojinx

 

Could be a tranny.

 

Don't know what I want at the minute tbh

Feel absolutely awful this morning, four days off plays havoc with your stamina and was mixing clear with dark... not gonna touch it now though, just might have a smoke instead to take the edge off. Ha.

Looking forward to the game with a mix of expectation and dread... act of god please #nojinx

 

I was going to bed at this time and then was still posting at 3am!
#blamegerrez

 

I wasn't looking for a relationship, eleven years, a house and three kids later...

 

"To DR... had a fun nigh actually (not as fun as it could've been because it didn't end up with my manhood in her gob just a peck goodnight) but after the second place we went to it started to piss it down which was funny actually because she got me to hold her umbrella and started to bump into me and stuff. She's already asking to meet up later this week. "


You should've knocked her out mate!Who the **** does she think she is


Only joking mate, glad you had fun. Just take it slow and see how it pans out

And dont take Zingys advice, he's in love every week. I remember when it was my week

 

Not a good start to the day; boilers packed up

 

In what way? I know a couple of plumbers, I used to be one! But left as I wasnt very good at it even though I'd served my 4 year apprenticeship

 

careful gerrez, sounds like a cowboy

only messing doc lol, what do you do now then, or you just a property owner ie landlord?

 

This season has been site but now it's over.

The world cup will be site as usual too.

August needs to hurry up.

 

you not looking forward to sun, booze and footie then? or just too keen to get back to school

 

Lol, I wish mate!

No, I sell adverts on some Football, Cricket and Rugby teams websites as well as some of their official publications