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Stan Collymore

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  1. Poyet's Eleven

    Poyet's Eleven Well-Known Member

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    Stan Collymore on Sunderland 'Don't be under any impression that it was some kind of miracle, Gus Poyet had moments of luck'.

    Wow. <doh> Clearly he doesn't know a thing about our season, what an idiot
     
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  2. Shy Tall Knight

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    Yeah, loads of luck. All BAD! It was top management that kept us up. The tit.
     
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  3. Poyet's Eleven

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    Exactly, if he knew a thing about our season he'd know we've had an amazing amount of bad luck this season

    Where has our good luck come from recently? City getting a lucky equaliser? The woodwork stopping us from beating United 3-0? Ramires not being sent off? Brown's own goal vs Everton? Nolan's blatant handball?
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    Wife slapping twat.
     
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  5. Brian Storm

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    If only he was as good an expert in football as he is at beating women, that way his views might carry some credibility.
     
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  6. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Beat me to it with 'The Blunt Billy Stylie' <ok> <laugh>
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    I normally enjoy listening to him on TalkSport but he gets on my tits when he starts bleating on about racism & depression.
    Christ, I've had depression for years, I mean ffs, I'm a Sunderland fan!
    No, seriously, I have & I'm just trying to lighten my mood there.
     
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  8. Pretty Please

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    He was a **** when he played. He is a **** now. He will always be a **** in future.

    Dirty dogging bastard.
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Nowt wrang with a bit of dogging marra, I've shagged in cars before.
     
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  10. Pretty Please

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    But you ain't slagging off Sunderland!

    And you've shagged in cars before what? Dinner? Tea? Going for an ale? We should be told.
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    Well I was usually pissed at the time so it must've been after the beers.
     
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  12. Rick O'Shea

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    What sort of car? It makes all the difference.
     
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  13. Billy Death

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    How many do you want me to mention?
    Some of them go way back but a Renault 5 comes to mind, Escort, Cortina, Granada estate, that one was good, plenty of room in the back with the seats down. Like rolling around in a double bed.
     
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  14. Rick O'Shea

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    The smaller ones are better when you have gear sticks and what-nots prodding places they shouldn't be, and when you have limbs dangling out of window.s
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    Was there a stranger ****ing at the window while you did it? <laugh>
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    Haven't a clue & I wouldn't have been bothered tbh.
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    collymores a whore
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    So was Ulrika like.
     
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