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Same. He'd had warnings but carried on regardless.

 

Back in the UK for a couple weeks.

Getting straight back on tinder. Not got any women on the go apart from one that looks too much like Sophie Ellis Bexter and she has a kid.

 

Go on Zing, you snare them mate


I wanted to mention incidentally ive always been told Sophie Ellis Bexter could be my sister

 

You got her number?

Zingy could Shoot from the Hip and Make a Scene

 

Good lad. Meeting one tomorrow who has a kid, not sure about that really but she's pretty hot.

 

Would that be Murder on the daaaaaance floor

 

Who wouldn't murder it...

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She's only got one leg, she's only got one leg.

 

Good luck mate

You'll break your dryness off the beer but thats fine as youve gone 4 days? without

 

But she's not really your sister, right? Otherwise that could prove embarrassing, as i'd have to admit I wanted to bang your mum when I was growing up!

 

Easy access

 

What you got against kids...?

 

Hey thats my sis you batards. She is the female me, with one leg

 

DR won't understand your point anyway

 

So....the female you, right?

 

None of them are mine?!

 

Just make sure they're not in the room whilst you ****ing #easy

 

Ta duck, yeah four long days. Had a nice strawberry protein shake after gym tonight. Not quite the same.

 

ok

 

You only have to worry if the dad is still about

Anyway, I'm only pissing about. All the best