dont know why the **** i am telling you this but is quite funny. when i was younger i had a problem where when i went for a piss i got light headed and felt like i was going to collapse(some issue with my bladder i think), usually i support myself by putting hand on wall and i am ok, well one time i didn't and fainted and fell backwards into the top of the stairs and i was laying there with my nob out lol, must have been funny coming up the stairs. any ways all good for a laugh at my expense lol
yeah i did need to have a bath lol miss my baths now days as we only have a ruddy shower, depressing is not the word, you cant chill in a shower, its more for busy people ie young prof type.
Premier League title race: Steven Gerrard makes joke about slip against Chelsea during Liverpool awards bash Gerrard's error allowed Demba Ba to score in their clash at Anfield that looks to have cost the Reds dear in the hunt for the Premier League title JACK DE MENEZES Friday 09 May 2014 At least he can see the funny side now... http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...oo-down-when-a-trophy-slips-away-9342914.html 5 PRINT A A A Steven Gerrard made light of his slip against Chelsea that looks to have cost Liverpool the Premier League title, admitting that “you never get too down” when a trophy slips out of your grasp. Ads by Google 1 Flat Belly Tip Lose A Stone of Belly Fat With This 1 Weird Old Tip badnews.co 4 reasons why Mac is slow Wondering why your Mac is getting slow over the time? Learn more now. macpaw.com/Slow_Mac Buy Gold - BullionByPost The UK's Most Popular Bullion Site. Secure Storage or Insured Delivery! www.bullionbypost.co.uk/GoldBullion Gerrard was able to make the joke at the club’s end-of-season awards ceremony, less than two weeks after his costly slip allowed Chelsea’s Demba Ba to pounce and give the Blues a lead they would not relinquish. Manchester City head into the final day of the season knowing that a point should be enough to secure them a second Premier League title, providing Liverpool don’t trounce Newcastle by an unlikely 14 goals. Liverpool can still take advantage of any lapse in City’s encounter with West Ham to win the title, although they must see of the Magpies and hope former players Andy Carroll, Stewart Downing and the rest of the Hammers squad pull off an end-of-season upset if the Reds are to end their 24-year wait for a league success. READ MORE: WILL CITY AVOID JOINING LIST OF SPORTING CALAMITIES? HOW CITY CAN BREAK GOAL-SCORING HISTORY HOW CAN THE PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE BE WON? Speaking at the awards ceremony, Gerrard said: “The biggest message when you sign for this club is you never get too high when you win an award or trophy and you never get too down when one slips away - literally slips away. “You continue to fight game by game but for me I stand here really proud of my team-mates and have a huge belief that if this group of players stick together and we can make the right additions in the summer the future is bright for the club.” Alternative Premier League Team of the Season 2013/14 1 of 11 David Marshall (Cardiff)Morgan Amalfitano (WBA)Kolo Toure (Liverpool)John Terry (Chelsea)Dan Burn (Fulham)Wilfried Zaha (Manchester United)Kevin Nolan (West Ham)Kim Kallstrom (Arsenal)Stephen Ireland (Stoke City)Shane Long (WBA/ Hull City)Samuel Eto'o (Chelsea) Next David Marshall (Cardiff)Morgan Amalfitano (WBA)Kolo Toure (Liverpool)John Terry (Chelsea)Dan Burn (Fulham)Wilfried Zaha (Manchester United)Kevin Nolan (West Ham)Kim Kallstrom (Arsenal)Stephen Ireland (Stoke City)Shane Long (WBA/ Hull City)Samuel Eto'o (Chelsea) Had Liverpool held on to their 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace on Monday, they would have found themselves in a slightly better position in that City would need to win should Gerrard and Co see of Alan Pardew’s struggling side, but Palace’s three-goal fight back inflicted another serious blow in their title credentials. Gerrard won’t be able to cheer on his former Anfield team-mates given that all ten of the final Premier League matches kick-off at 3pm on Sunday. However, should West Ham earn a shock win in what could be Sam Allardyce’s final match in charge of the Hammers, the Reds’ skipper could be left to celebrate in front of the Kop in what would be the unlikeliest of title triumphs seen in the Premier League era. Come on Sunday, let's be 'avin ya.
that was the interview with claire rourke wasn't it? think he said something similar to her in the awards programme on lfctv the other day.
Posh tomato soup (carton not can ) two slices of bread and an apple for me, washed down with water. Fourth day dry. The excitement is too much.
Yeah course you are No newbie comes on here all that confident, posting badgers and everything. Who were you before? You must think we're daft
