Anyone doing one? Good one on an Everton forum here. http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,44562.0.html and a clueless attention seeking ****witted one here. http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/hull-tigers-v-everton-11th-may-at-15-00.67156/ Sadly, I reckon the ****wit will get more attention.
http://www.grandoldteam.com/news/ma...ull-tigers-v-everton-non-statistical-preview? Hold me back lads. No really! (actually not a bad effort and beneath the 'offensive' bluster not as condescending as some of the M25 crap that gets written)
Hull Tigers & all the cobblers eh. Unfortunately, with some pricks voting for Hull Tigers we'll have to ride out that storm. We let ourselves down & these people will use it to bait us.
What a twat. I find it offensive that he thinks the kidnap of 200 young girls is merely fodder for his half arsed and failed attempt at humour about Hull and it's women, not to mention the football! If you're reading this you ****wit come on here and let's debate your qualifications against mine, a Hull women and compare our jobs and salaries. Numpty, you poodle haired dick.
Charlie, Charlie...whoah, whoah, whoah. The lad's remit is to raise titters among his own and 'outrage' the opposition, that's why he's got 'Hull TIGERS' at the beginning and he takes a swipe at geordies, LFC, Stevie G, the Wirral etc....all the usual targets. Much preferable to 'We welcome our guests from over the Pennines, founded in 1904 blah blah' It's fanzine writing, written for hardcore fans of the club...designed to raise laughs and hackles. Job done I'd say.
It's not in the least bit funny though is it? He tries to be but fails. Like I said football aside it's just offensive to women. Raise outrage by talking about the football by all means. fair enough. I've read some funny stuff about us but this, raise titters? It does not. Misogynistic twaddle. Like I said, twat. Epic twat.
Absolutely gutted that I have 2 exams on Monday and then 4 more in the same week so can't go to what would have been my last game as a season ticket holder (with going to uni next year). The only solace I can take is that I'm going to Wembley next weekend so can thank the lads for their efforts this season there.
Mind you, i remember them doing the Mauled By The Tigers chant, replacing Tigers with Toffees, as a joke when they thrashed us at the KC in the League Cup a few years ago. At least Everton fans are actually scousers. Unlike all the reds, who are just plastic Hullensians in red clobber.
Quite ironic that he spends half his 'article' explaining to the reader about how thick Hullensians are, when he obviously hasn't checked over his own use of the English language. It's riddled with sentences that don't even make sense (or maybe it's just too 'boss' for the rest of England to understand?).
