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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    whats the best way to get the other half into 'the mood'?
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Alcohol/drugs.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Don't wake her up.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    A right hook
     
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  5. HackerJack

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    Send her round to my place.
     
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  6. EDGE

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    Gently fist her
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  8. SleepySpecialK

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    Is that possible?
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A gentle spanking.
     
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  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh>You're a legend.
     
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  11. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    1 finger 1 thumb........

    Or a rusty hook
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Don't have kids
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    what if she is a he?
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    go into a card shop and text her some hallmark specials
     
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  16. Calatron

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  17. lone ranger

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    beggars cant be choosers
     
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  18. SFCbwSFC

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    Lose that 3 stone! ;)
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    getting her in the mood will be part of the regime

    its a vicious circle i tell ya
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    Don't feed her too much. Is that any more helpful?

    <laugh>
     
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