Downing and Carroll win us the title?

Perhaps we should have a contest to see if we can think up a thread topic that will run for a page before the wums notice it.

 

That would only be half a page for the better posters

 

Even bigger challenge for you then.

To be fair, this was one of the better attempts. It had Downing and Carroll in the title and that should have been enough to drive anyone away.

 

TBF, those two names are like a magnet for wums. Surprised we got to ten

 

Dont mean to Brag, but I once did a twenty page thread with no WUM in site

http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...-has-appeared-alongside-in-a-Red-shirt-Thread

 

The sad thing is that you remembered you had.

 

She let me once too!

 

The question is, do I tell him I deleted the wum comments

 

Ive got it framed in my trophy cabinet along with my 10m swimming badge, brown wings and rhythmic gymnastics regional qualifier bronze medal..lol

 

Ive lived a sheltered life, long may it continue

 

Better than Everton's, then.

 

I eel I should thank you for the night off you have given me in the past - Top bloke

 

We shall have to keep my qualifications quiet, with that range of skill I might get headhunted to be Spurs next manager

 

think dave knew we was taking the piss, that eat my hole seems a bit desperate to comment on our threads though.

so must have been a bit late for tobes and uir to comment, wonder what gems they will come up with lol.

good luck with the spurs job bryyner, if you succeed, don't forget first thing to do is to sell us Eriksen for £2mill

 

If anyone can, Carroll can. #hattrickhero

 

Not one mention of Joe Cole?

 

Andy "£35m" Carroll better be slapping Hart in the face come Sunday.

 

In all seriousness he needs something so that he has an England chance.

 

Imagine an upfront trio of

Downing----Carroll----Cole

Winning the game. That would be hilarious and also orgasmic.

 

who is he competing with to be the choice to go? i know of the obvious ones like Sturridge and Rooney but more the backup ones, i dont know who is on the list or could be.

is it going to be Kane (is he english?) or someone like that?