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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Who said that? :bandit:
     
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  2. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    So the garden centre was rubbish. I'm looking for pine trees [?] that are fast growing but don't get too tall - they wanted £75 for a 5ft one!!!
     
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  3. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Aye up, lads! I could do with a stiff drink after last night! What do you recommend?

    Frozen water? A pilsner with a viagra chaser?
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    Would something so simple be possible? It's a crazy idea but it might just work. :grin:
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

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    get a saw and find a forest. Spend your £75 on tissues for next season pal.
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    For wiping away the tears of laughter about utd - great idea <ok>
     
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  7. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    You're not wrong U!, this season's been so good I've gone through my bulk buy Kleenex and my right forearm is like Tysons!!

    Next year I will use left hand and some of those moisturizing tissues with a nice scent....
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    You will probably need to laugh. Its that or cry.
     
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  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Is this the new banter thread? :emoticon-0112-wonde

    <doh> I'm forever wandering into the wrong place! I'll nip out and find a bar that's serving. <cheers>
     
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  10. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    why a pine tree jb?
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Quit taking the piss in here fella, you can **** about in the other threads. Anywhere but here and music thread Please.
     
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  12. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I sort of said the same thing earlier ... <laugh>
     
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  13. johnsonsbaby

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    We've got pine trees at the moment but they're over 20 years old, one fell over in the winds the other week and took out the fence with it - but they suit the garden so we wanted the same kind to replace them when we have these cut down. They make a great barrier and no leaves to clear up unlike the copper beech in the front <ok>
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    What a picture


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    https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blog...iscovers-live-frog-throat-fish-081643969.html


    Who says fishing is a boring, uneventful pursuit? Anyone with such thoughts should banish them immediately after seeing this breathtaking picture.

    Angus James could not believe what he was seeing as he opened the mouth of the jungle perch he had just caught. Surely, it couldn't be?

    The pro angler was about to release his catch back into the water when he suddenly caught a glimpse of something shuffling around in the throat of the fish.

    It suddenly become all the more clear what he was seeing: a frog rediscovering its freedom!

    Before he knew it, a live green tree frog was looking up at him from deep inside the fish&#8217;s throat, providing him with the most incredible image.

    James should be commended, partially for the catch in the first place, but mostly for having the reactions and presence of mind to take what will go down as one of the greatest photos of a sporting pursuit.

    "I was shocked," James told News Limited in Australia." I thought it might have been grass at first, then it blinked.

    "I always carry a camera, so I took the pic and then he jumps out."

    And thank goodness he did take the pic before the frog leapt out and hopped away to freedom.

    James, a professional field angler from Tackle Tactics, was fishing an hour north of Townsville, Queensland when his life changed as a result of the crazy incident.

    News Limited of Australia have made their own story famous with the inspired headline: "Excuse me, I think I&#8217;ve got a frog in my throat&#8230;no really, I do have a frog in my throat."

    James posted the image on Facebook and it has since gone crazy on social media and become an overnight sensation, quite rightly.

    "It has gone all around the world," he told News Limited. "So many people have shared it.

    "There&#8217;s people commenting on the photo in languages I don&#8217;t even understand.

    "Everyone keeps saying the frog got its second chance at life."

    So, now we know what an extremely exciting and pulsating activity it really is, who fancies going out for a spot of fishing on the river?
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    Some random **** in here. :D
     
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  16. Just got from footy and Im absolutely ****ing knackered! Not played ninety minutes for months but just played ninety minutes twice in three days!
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Take it easy old fella. :D
     
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  18. Jürgenmeiʃter

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  19. Not this time. Played a very good team who won a better league than we're in by only dropping six points and won a cup too, plus they had about 18 players for roll-on-roll-off subs, we had 12! We lost 5-4 with their fifth being a OG.
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Was it a freindly then?
     
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