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  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    What sort of cake was it?

    If it was your average sized Victoria sponge then I'm less than impressed. I reckon I could eat two to me sen as long as I had ample brew to wash 'em down.

    If it was a full Sarah Lee Chocolate gateau then no wonder it wasn't funny after you'd troughed it.

    Greedy ****.
     
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    Carmine Galante., May 6, 2014
  2. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Cake or death?
     
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  3. Tiggaz4Life

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    Did she used to work in Zest? Looks familiar
     
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  4. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    This is a cool comic

    [video=youtube;3ym5n-ZZWUs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ym5n-ZZWUs[/video]
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, May 6, 2014
  5. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    No but we all spent most of our lives in Zest when Hash had it
     
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    SuitedandBooted, May 6, 2014
  6. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Is she a mate of yours then?
     
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    Carmine Galante., May 6, 2014
  7. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    Yes she is
     
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  8. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Glad to see she doesn't get any of her material from you then.

    Her whole set would be about bumming.

    <laugh>
     
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    Carmine Galante., May 6, 2014
  9. bigfattiger

    bigfattiger Well-Known Member

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    i might be even more inclined to buy a ticket.
     
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  10. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually renowned for my wit and much sought after for my hilarious take on bumming
     
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  11. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    That made me chortle, in fact it was more akin to pig snorting.

    Either way it certainly amused one.
     
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    Carmine Galante., May 6, 2014
  12. Spook

    Spook Well-Known Member

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    Aye, Millican's routine of "Ooh, I'm a fat, lonely Geordie lass, please feel sorry for me" is getting on my nerves.
     
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  13. tigers1970

    tigers1970 Well-Known Member

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    she's about as funny as toothache (Beaumont that is )
     
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  14. HCAFCHangout

    HCAFCHangout Well-Known Member

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    If memory serves correct it was a chocolate orange cake we did for a charity challenge. Wolfed it but regretted afterwards

    Greedy **** is my middle name
     
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    HCAFCHangout, May 6, 2014
  15. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    How many packets of Jaffa Cakes would it equate to?

    I'm trying to get a visual lock on this cake.

    I can do a full packet of JC's( as I call them) in the blink of an eye.
     
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    Carmine Galante., May 6, 2014
  16. bigfattiger

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    don't stop now boys, MrsFT is in for a treat tonight if you carry on this cake chat.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Jaffa cakes are very very feminine. Very.
     
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  18. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    You're going to bake her a cake?

    How quaint.
     
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    Carmine Galante., May 6, 2014
  19. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    **** off they are.

    You on the rise or are you being serious?
     
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    Carmine Galante., May 6, 2014
  20. HCAFCHangout

    HCAFCHangout Well-Known Member

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    I can give a size representative, it was like one of them trays you get in tesco for kids parties. Lets just say Merry Berry wasn't involved in baking this one
     
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