Thank **** I don't live in Scotland.

China is colonising Australia via the back-door by buying huge swathes of land for 'mining purposes'.

They own something like 10%* of Australian land at present.









































*I made that percentage up.

 

the indians are doing the same.

 

Making percentages up?

 

They own America aswell because of the amount of U.S government bonds they have, but that laugh a minute story is for another day.

 

i would ****ing love that. it still wouldnt get me to vote SNP though.

i really hope they have to bin their trams

 

Scotch folk are tight fisted ****s though, that money wouldnt get spent anywhere apart from glasgow and we all know this.

 

I know Monaco.

They could bankrupt the world at any moment

Thos crazy Chinese ****s eh???

 

aye they claim that 10% of indians can read

 

I shagged a chinkie in Vegas. but that laugh a minute story is also for another day

 

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Aye, those fake tanning salons would be ****ing rollin' in it.

 

That **** at the front's annoying

 

quality GIF

does anyone remember that photo of the ****s that were all ectoed and it was called zombies or something? It was in FHM I think. Funny as ****

 

There are so many orange coloured people in Glasgow, it's funny. Do they actually think they're attractive?

 

It's true though. That's my theory as to why the old firm are so big, Glaswegians are prepared to spend money to watch their teams

 

Where do you stay you peely-whally cow?

 

Possibly not, but I'm not daft enough to live in Scotland.

 

Glasgow

 

Bigot

 

Easterhoose ya mad ned