Breakfast

I'm starving.

I normally have cereal for brekkie during the week, then two or three filled rolls during the day. Forgot to buy the cereal this morning, so all I've got is an apple.

What do you for breakfast during the working week?


p.s At the weekend it's gutbusting fryups galore.

 

2 or 3 filled rolls? Fat bastard.

 

True, true.

 

With the wife?

 

Morning rolls with cold meat

I'm still rapid over 100m, and I'm 39

 

Apologies. A fat old bastard then.

 

Tesco's organic porridge, it is lush. Massive big full hit greasy breakfast on a friday.

Tea, not coffee.

 

Don't have breakfast.

It's for ****s and old slappers like Tina.

 

Fast old bastard?

 

It partly explains why you're a grumpy old bastard I suppose.

 

I'd need proof of that.

 

We'd have to meet up

 

You wee dirty.

 

Edge, the only reason you got a **** from her is because she didn't want you cumming over her arse again while she was trying to get back to sleep!

 

What's the difference between your girlfriend giving you a handjob.... and a ****?
About 45 minutes...

 

Normally cereal but strangely today I had 3 eggs boiled with butter.

 

Mashed up in a cup?

 

Coffee, yesterday's leftover ham slices (forgot the bread) and two chocolate hobnobs

 

Cereal or nothing. Depends what time I get up.

 

i had 2 chicken, broccolli and cauliflower patties (size of a burger but no bread) on a bed of rocket and cup of tea.

usually have cereal, but am trying to lose weight, fast