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best way to lose weight

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    i had injury, put on about 3 stone. anyone advise on best way to lose it quickly?
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    amphetamine abuse.
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    lol - has to be legit - want to enter a contest might get tested
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    doesnt seem to stop those tour de france blokes <ok>
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    true - but still aint gonna do it
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    fair enough...you`d only be cheating yourself <laugh>
     
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  7. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    eat less, drink less, exercise more. the only way to lose wait is lifestyle change. try to limit the carbs you take in and stay away from fast food. if only i could listen to my own advice!
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    funny thing i went for a bike ride, thought it would beat running , went down a bank and pedalled fast the other side nearly passed out.
    could have done with some drugs
     
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  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    i been doing the low carbs thing for over a week.
    used to run every morning, as i say got injured, lower back, hips, couldnt walk properly at times

    took a year or so to get better, no stamina etc , struggling tbh
     
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  10. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    mate, start slowly. i have the same issue. knee is flucked and cannot run on concrete anymore. i try get out for a 45 min walk every night and a couple of hours on a weekend. i live in australia tho so the weather is better which makes it easier to get out.
     
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  11. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Chop your legs off.
     
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  12. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Google the 'cabbage diet' - a very effective way to lose weight, though, as I'm sure you're aware short-term dieting can lead to longer term weight gain.
     
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    Eat right,drink plenty of water and do 45 mins to an hour of cardio work at least 3 times a week and it'll drop off.

    You need to be eating around every 3 hours and at least 6 times a day in order to keep your metabolism working throughout the day.
    Breakfast is vital and then have a meal at dinner and tea. The other 3 times you eat just have a healthy snack or a piece of fruit. Try and drink water throughout the day.... although you'll get annoyed at the increased number of times you need a piss!!!

    Make sure you try and fit plenty of protein in with what you eat as this'll help you recover from the cardio work and don't eat anything in the 3 hours before you go to bed because you're not gonna burn it off when knocking Zzzz's out. <ok>
     
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  14. lone ranger

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    start eating out of date food. go to rural mexico or somewhere and drink nothing but tap water <ok>

    that should strip you out.
     
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  15. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Start smoking
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    take up swimming and non-eating of ****e
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Burn more calories than you eat, ya fat ****!
     
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  18. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Isn't there somewhere online you can buy worms? Not the ones from the garden, the ones Polish people seem to have. Eat them, they live in your intestines and eat whatever ****e you eat therefore you don't gain weight.

    <ok>
     
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  19. MrT

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    never mind cario if you struggling for stamina.

    Lift weights. More muscle increases your body mass but it increases base metabolism rates so you will burn more energy at rest. The amount of calories to repair and build muscle will also help with fat loss. Cut out beer and fast foods.

    I tore ligaments supporting my bladder and couldn't walk for weeks never mind do anything else. A year out I'd put on 2 stone. Started doing weights and lost 5 inches round my waist and gained pecs. The I started running and i've never been in better shape. I've only lost half a stone overall.

    Don't focus on losing weight, focus on losing body fat.
     
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  20. Lord Beer

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    Sex and smoking.
     
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