Everton post match

Mass pitch invasion or wait in stands for players to come out and walk around. Hope its the latter.

 

Hope it's not an invasion. Why?

Yeah we stayed up but traditionally teams invade when they survive on the final day.

 

Invasion with players paraded round the pitch shoulder-high to applause from the stands.

This isn't the all England Tennis Club or the members pavilion at Lords, ffs.

 

Flares, loads of flares.

Hopefully one might get lobbed at Baines and set his new slick backed barnet alight, thus rendering him unable to play in the World Cup.

 

I agree, but only for the blokes.

The birds could wear hot pants. Or a Biba midi dress.

Cheesecloth could be worn by guys and gals. Gals can knot it at the midriff.

Monkey boots or Docs if you're going with your mates, but a pair of cowboy boots would be acceptable if you're escorting a lady.



If you feel brave, and think you can pull it off, then consider a leotard.

 

Haha Earnie I'd go with all that you mad dog you, sack the Toffee's!

 

Think Ernie!! Think??? Theres some of the finest specimens of the male species on this forum. My Leo will have a thong back. Get that ****er bent over in front of the Sky camera

 

We don't want to damage the pitch for the egg-chasers, though.

How about grass-friendly clownshoes?

 

Interesting observations.

I have an untested mankini from a couple of Chrimbo's ago somewhere in the house.

Her indoors thought it would be funny to buy me it, basically so everyone could laugh at me.



It's lime green.

 

I don't understand.

What is there to laugh at?

 

To be honest, what if we lose?

I'll happily invade the pitch when we win summat, but ffs, are we going to ask Phil Brown to sing again?

Clownshoefuckingcuntingmongs.