Rival Watch™ 2013/2014

Willian. Is THIS the moment for Chelsea? Nooooooo, another wasted shot.



Lost count of the dives they've tried to pull off. What's more embarrassing is the determined and aggressive appeals to the ref afterwards, knowing full well there was zero contact.

 

Every time the spoon a shot wide they also scream to the ref for corners.

The ref has given them everything. Norwich should have had blatant fouls against them waved on.

 

Ivanovic throws a player down. The whistle blows. He boots the ball away and pushes another Norwich player.

Of course the ref bottles the yellow which would send him off.

 

Now Terry is pushing people down and screaming at officials.

 

Torres trips over the ball. Turner is booked.

 

All teams have dropped points somewhere they could have avoided with hindsight

 

Chelsea are being outplayed here

They might consider themselves lucky to draw

 

Watch out, he might blub like a baby at the end of the game.

 

Chelsea get a taste of their own medicine

 

Another victory for football

Well played Jose, 2 defensive midfielders against Norwich, and when you finally sub one for a striker you get outplayed

 

More brilliance from Jose

Any of 10 PL managers would have provided a home win with that squad v Norwich.

Still, nice to see Jose get a taste of his own 19th century football.

Some bluenose idiot said to me today, "It's his first season" Tactically Poyet makes Maureen look average atm, Poyet didn't inherit a 400m squad and spend over 100m last summer either

 

please do tell mounihio press conference afterwards, see his excuses, don't have sky, cheers

i listened to the last bit on 5live lol,

 

Well Jose taught Norwich all he knows about parking buses and Norwich copied his game plan very well. Might even of snatched a winner near the end but for Czech

 

Shots on target: Chelsea 4-3 Norwich

 

No idea why Mourinho is so hyped. He always manages squads that have had hundreds of millions spent on them. How will he rectify this season? Oh yea, he'll just spend even more money. That's his only tactic

 

Maybe you should add Giggs to your sig. "I don't know why United are ****e"

 

I'm sure UiR and Tobes will turn up soon to lick his arse

 

IF we can beat one of either palace or Newcastle now we finish no lower than 2nd, is that correct?

 

Chelsea 0-0 Norwich

This season will now definitely be Chelsea's worst points total under Jose Mourinho - their maximum haul is 82 points, one fewer than Mourinho's previous worst of 83.

Frank Lampard's daughter goes over to the crowd to hand out some boots - only for a bigger boy to snatch them out of the hands of a smaller child.

 

#meltdown