Rival Watch™ 2013/2014

You're vastly overrating your club if you think you're mediocre

Spurs are 6 points ahead of you and they are ****ing abysmal

You may find the following link useful:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model

1. Denial "We have the best front 4 in Europe. Cleverley is a footballer."
2. Anger "Why the **** is Moyes defending a 1 goal lead!"
3. Bargaining "I'll take Van Gaal getting us Champions League next season..."
4. Depression "Why bother with football?"
5. Acceptance "We are a small club."

 

Ah, so you have been through it all. How do we cope with it, tips please.

 

Three simple steps:

1) Refer to history a lot;
2) Every signing is the last piece of the jigsaw;
3) Be confident the following year will be your year.

 

I feel much better now and may sleep tonight

 

It's definitely easier if they do not struggle

 

We're happy to help out, we know your pain though we accepted it a long time ago, some of your lot are having serious mental complications, like UIR Fistiansmith and co, Both of those make Matth look like United fan of the year

 

Who wants some videos that will make some of you look like massive bellends... Again?

 

[video=youtube;mJIi86iywqU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJIi86iywqU[/video]

Brilliant pass to Henry here. Splits the defence.

Ste Gerrard would do literally anything to stop United winning the title, even joining the opposition for a game. Probably because hes an Everton fan who of course yesterday, rolled over by scoring two goals and pushing City to the end.

 

"Giggs cannot explain poor United form"

The United clueless train steams on regardless.

 

You're obsessed with bellends, tired of swapping sausage pics with Tobes? Looking for new bellends? Try OT on matchday, lots there.

 

Youve never been to england so how the **** would you know?

 

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Arsenal weren't even in the title race that year. They were 5th at the time this happened, it didn't even affect Man Utd.

Plus you were 15 pts behind Chelsea at the time so you were never going to win the title that year anwyay.

 

Norwich have parked the bus at the Bridge. Let's see how Jose likes his own medicine. Norwich could have had a penalty as well.

If it stays 0 - 0 expect Jose to moan in his interview about teams just defending and not trying to play, completely missing the irony of it all.

 

Probably something about "19th century football." I fvcking hate Jose.

 

Not bothered even listening; Chelsea are that boring!!!

 

We scored against this lot in the 4th minute.

Chelsea still trying to dive for a penalty.

This is what happens when you don't play football.

 

"On second viewing, maybe Hazard just ran into Bennett - but it was a wild challenge."

So Bennett "wildy" stood still while Hazard dived into him? Should have been a yellow for Hazard. Simulation or dangerous play; pick a reason.

 

In hindsight... you lot must be gutted that you felt the need to go all out against Chelsea, oh how a draw would have made things so different.

 

maybe mate, still rather have done what we did though, at least we tried to play the game the way it should be.

any other day we could have done to them what we done to Arsenal,Spurs and everton this season.