You can't be serious???

Below is the text from an email I have received from a chap in Kenya - a Mr Bonface Ochieng. Do you think this could be our secret weapon to win the FA Cup? Anyway I am just sending him my bank details, it's a bargain.
Anyone else received one?

Dear
Im a hull city fun in kenya and its of great pleasure and happines that the club has made it to the final.ive a very good idea that can help the club win the title over arsenal.ive seeked the service of a local and very expereienced astrologer with a very high reputation to secretly perform his magic to help the club.his charges are low compared to what he will offer and the outcome.do you support the idea?please let me know as soon as possible for early arrangements.

Bonface

 

Its the best chance we've got.

 

If this fella can sort us the title by winning the cup he sounds like he's worth every penny.

 

Get it done and stop been selfish.

 

Yer it sounds good to me.

 

How ridiculous, now if you don't mind me I'm off to go sacrifice nine of every domesticated animal to Odin. It might not be enough though. Does anyone know nine people who would be willing to die for the FA Cup? If so, PM me.

 

Get it done, the sooner you do the longer he has to make the magic work.

Ask him for a price, then ask yourself what price you put in the FA cup... No brainier

 

Patty for one...