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£72 million

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Bizarreknives, May 2, 2014.

  1. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member
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    Euromillions jackpot tonight is £72,000,000.00
    What what you do with 72 big ones ?
    Me, I'd just go on holiday for the rest of my life, wherever and whenever I want, it would be fantastic.
    I'd follow the grand prix season, I'd go to the world cup, I'd go to the Euro's, basically every major sporting event.
    Then in between this I'd be lazing on a beautiful beach, somewhere in the South Pacific like Bora Bora.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Making a mint in interest whilst doing so..

    Imagine getting pissed up, hangover for a day or two, then once recovered thinking '**** i've just made another few thousand'.
     
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  3. Bizarreknives

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    Nice thought indeed.
     
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  4. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    That's a good way to look at it. You'd be getting handsomely paid to get pissed. <ale>
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

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    Wouldn't change me. I'd still drink Double Maxim.
     
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  6. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I love that, but it feel dirty drinking it. It's a sunderland drink. Must be like licking your sisters fanny. It tastes nice but it's just not right.
     
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    Im sure you've stolen that line from Middlesbrough's tourism guide.
     
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  8. concrete tony

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    I'd buy you all a pint!
     
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  9. Jackerini

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    go into the housing market buy a few decent houses rent them out and make more money! living of the interest and travelling the world and also a massive car selection for what ever type of mood i was in maybe a golf course in the back garden
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Bloke from Middlesbrough went home to find his 13 year old daughter masturbating with a cucumber.

    "That's ****ing disgusting that, I'm supposed to be eating that later! Now it's going to taste of cucumber"
     
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    Nah double maxim is slightly more bitter, not as tangy and it provides a better head - coat please

    Seriously tho - 72 million "will not change me" as they all say - bollocks it won't
     
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  12. mackemwelder

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    Would be a massive 'CANNY' few thousand by the time I recovered, it took me 3 days last week and that was just after a funeral.
     
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  13. marcusblackcat

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    I'm due to move into a new job at the beginning of June - I certainly wouldn;t be doing that!

    Buy a massive plot of land and build some houses for the family (that I get on with!) and friends so we can still pop around to each others for beers and stuff.

    Book a nice Disney World holiday for the Kids and us outside of the Summer holidays (and tell the school/council to stick thjeir policy for the kids holidays).
    I'd see people I care about looked after so they no longer had to work, invest £10m towards a player in the summer transfer window (and ask for some sort of non-paid role within the club)...

    Then with the spare half million I'd get pissed!!
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    I'd have a massive pool built outside a new house and stick a couple of massive great white sharks in it.

    I'd spend a lot of money making my pool look exactly the same as my garden path in colour, then spend the rest of my life ordering taxi's and asking for help with my bags when he pulls up outside.

    I'd save some of the money in case I needed extra Sharks, then I'd give the rest to a children's charity.
     
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  15. grandpops

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    Not keen on taxi drivers Terry?

    Just a wild guess like.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    Not the one's round my way fella, permanently broken indicators, never show up on time and your mrs spends hours getting ready, only for her to get out of the taxi smelling like she's just been shat on by a thousand rats.

    I actually dislike bus drivers more, but it'd be harder to lure them into my trap!
     
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  17. its been fun thanks :)

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    first thing I'd do is get my back fixed ... slipped a disc a couple of weeks ago been in pain since :cry:
    once I've fixed that
    then I'd buy a luxury yacht I'd travel visit every continent and explore the world
     
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  18. grandpops

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    All that dosh man? It`ll be limo`s & chaffeurs from now on.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    Avoid docking in Merseyside or your trip might be cut short!
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Probably better of with bull sharks, they're reet hardy and nasty gits. Great whites won't survive<whistle>
     
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