Champions League Watch

Just got up as I was on nights last night. Was Terry crying last night? ****ing sweet!

#learningbitternessfromtobes

 

Let's stick to the last decade

Plus the football Porto played was a ****ing disgrace and their cheating would be slaughtered every minute of every day in today's HD slo-mo 24-hour news environment

 

Because he is the only manager to score a win against us in a long time- so all of a sudden Tobes thinks he is the greatest. If we beat Chelsea but lost against Palace in our next game- Tobes would be calling Pulis the greatest manager of all time instead.

Tobes would think Redknapp is the messiah if he beat us.

 

This is Mourinho- so he's probably planning on signing: Pele, Maradonna (or Madonna- Jose gets confused), Zidane, Alan Shearer, Dixie Dean and Thierry Henry. Peter Shilton for goalkeeper.

Big names so Mourinho would have heard of them and heard they're good. I just hope none of his staff warn him they are too old.

 

Why, because his massive success at Porto lead him to manage a big club followed by some of the biggest clubs on the planet, so it doesn't suit your bitter agenda?

And just lol at your second point, like slow mo and wall to wall press coverage wasn't around in the early noughties

 

Where have I said he's the greatest? In your own time.....

and while your at it, try showing me where my opinion on Mourinho has ever changed?

The fact that he turned you over last week was just funny and a job well done, but my opinion on Mourinho is consistent

 

Jose Mourinho - 2 Trophies won out of a possible 14 available in the last 4 years. £272,440,000 spent in that time. The special one at being negative but when he has to attack and win the game he's hopeless.

 

Coming from you that's hilarious, seeing as you've been the centre of a kopite bukkake on here for months

 

Another clown attempting to re-write history post last weekend.

On 13 May 2012, Real Madrid defeated Mallorca 4–1, in their last league match of the season which set records for most games won in a La Liga season (32), most away wins (16), most points obtained in any of the top European leagues (100), improving the most goals scored record they already had set earlier (121), and finishing the season with the highest goal difference (+89). Real Madrid topped the league 9 points clear of runners-up Barcelona.

 

I reckon you got seriously buggered as a child

 

Owned, so posts garbage, brilliant

p.s. I was too busy smashing yer Ma

 

That's why they call you Tobes. The priest buggered you with king size Toblerones

 

Gotta agree with Tobes in general, Jose is a very very top notch manager. He just isn't my cup of tea though, negative set up and a hypocrite, but that doesn't mean he isn't world class at it.

 

No mate, I've got a cock the size of a King Size toberlone and yer Ma sure enjoyed chewing it

 

Love him or loathe him his record speaks for itself, he wins.

 

However, I will say he isn't the best coach in the world. He needs a certain type of big players who do what he says and that is it. I expect Hazard to leave this summer, he was not happy with the tactics at all.

 

Madrid were not happy with his tactics either, he won but his football was awful. They might have scored a lot of goals but that doesn't mean it was good to watch, thats why he got ran out Madrid.

 

Some fool on bbc said jose has done very well considering at chelsea he has no defenders, no attackers and only a couple of midfielders. Lol. Bloody chelsea fans they want the moon on a bloody stick

 

Bet you it's like one of those mini Toblerones you get in a tin of Heroes! (Mine is after I've been for an 10k run. ).

Seriously Tobes, I utterly agree Mourinho is master tactician, much in the mode of Clough (with the same megalomaniac, narcissistic psychopathy, if you ask me). I really couldn't see Clough though having the humungous great squad the The Effeminate One has, and then throwing a hissy fit because he still hasn't got another £200m's worth of the world's best strikers to top it off and using that as an excuse why he can't win the league....yet.

 

Hazard won't be going anywhere if PSG can't wriggle out of their FFA sanctions, though Platini will probably make sure that they do!