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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Apr 29, 2014.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Closer to three years for me. But it's for life not just for Christmas.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    or Area 51.
     
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  3. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah and I suppose my bank account will be cleared by 8 o'clock.

    You must think I was born yesterday <doh>
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The day before yesterday?
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Or Level 42.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Start Computer
    Press F8 key until you get options screen
    Select "safe mode with networking"

    You should then be able to download Malwarebytes and run a scan.

    In the past I've seen stuff that neither Malwarebytes nor any other virus/malware tool could sort as fixes had not yet been developed so you could always wait a day or two before doing this. I can manually remove all malware for a modest fee.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What browser you using?

    You could always uninstall it completely and clear temp files.

    Install Superantispyware and run it, will fix it.

    You should also download Microsoft Security Essentials, it's free on the Microsoft website.

    Stop downloading dodgy software in future to avoid this happening again.

    Only raging *****s pay for antiviruses.

    I could RDC onto your puter using Teamviewer for cheaper than stopme will do it <ok>
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ***** alert.
     
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  9. robbie

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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Did you create it?
     
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  11. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did you try switching it off then on again?

    Then hit it with a 10lb mallet. Knock those nasty viruses right out of it. Followed by a rinse in clean soapy water.

    Or, don't be such a dick and gain yourself an understanding about how you use your computer.
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    A really hot curry is good for viruses <ok>

    Lets all get together for one.

    The Little Curry House ( near Cowcaddens ) ?
     
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  14. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    It's 'The Wee Curry Shop'.

    Dev, your suggestion worked about 95%, had to manually uninstall a few wee rogue programs that slipped under the net.

    Many thanks
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Why do all things Scottish have to be wee/small?
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Why do all English things have to be gay & pointless?
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Could you not just take it to the village witch doctor and he could cover it in goat's blood, or whatever you people do?
     
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  18. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Guy in my work had crypro defense malware, totally ****ed his machine out, had to wipe everything from his pc.

    iwwt
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Happened to me a couple of years ago bounty bar.

    I put the laptop in a cupboard, went and bought a new one. Turned it on a couple of weeks ago and weirdly it was working fine. All the viruses had disappeared.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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