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Irish lad, after a night out in Amsterdam

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  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    A passenger tried to persuade Customs officers at Stansted Airport that cannabis worth £2,880 he was caught with after a flight from Holland was a baking ingredient.

    Jobless Anthony Kerr, 45, of County Antrim, Northern Ireland, told them: “It’s for making cakes.”

    He claimed he was a keen Coronation Street fan and had seen an episode in which cannabis cakes were made.

    Chelmsford Crown Court was told today (Tuesday, April 29) he then decided to try his hand at the recipe.

    Kerr, who is separated from his wife, also told the Customs men he had been for a day with prostitutes in Holland.

    He said he had been drunk when he paid 300 euros for the kilo of leaves


    Read more: http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saf...er-spending-day-with-prostitutes-in-Amsterdam ...


    - priceless <laugh>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What a ****e thread.

    Probably the ****iest in not606's history.

    **** off you skelly eyed bint.
     
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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I'm his biggest fan :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    An implausable defence to be sure, he probably assumed the Customs fellows were also Irish and therefore stupid.
     
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  5. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    You wonder what he was thinking, carrying a kilo of weed in his bag
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's awful to be sure to be sure but I seem to recall Toby starting a thread about some online puzzle thing that was even less interesting.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Well, with a name like, "Anthony Kerr", he is obviously a taig. Just saying like.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'm a Taig and my name is William Montague,go figure!
     
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