You tease! Never felt so excited about the club in weeks. I even turned on the telly to check if it were true. You git!
it brightened up my morning - briefly! The thing is, when that morning comes when you are indeed the first to see the real thing happen, we won't believe you! I hope your penis turns rancid and falls off!
My greatest fear is I've wasted my money on these things altogether and he will remain till the end of time. I think we're all on the edge waiting, hoping. Hence my premature explosion.
People have to stop doing this. It's not funny - it's just ****ish behaviour. You can't joke about something of this magnitude.
I don't usually do this kind of thing but I found the picture and I knew you were gonna jump at the remote control