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I laughed my arse off...........

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Apr 28, 2014.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Oh, that's good, hope we can have some fun then.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 28, 2014
  2. We was unlucky

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    I won't waste my time reading an entire report looking for a quote that does not exist. Smug, I have conclusively proven you are a liar and a fraud, now kindly trot off with your tail between your legs.
     
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  3. We was unlucky

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    Unlikely, I haven't got the time to keep a man like you entertained. I'm sure the ever keen and fervent Smug can fulfill your needs <laugh>
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Pitiful.
     
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    Smug in Boots, Apr 28, 2014
  5. Billy Death

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    Canny thread this, I've enjoyed taking part.
     
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  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    It's been a laugh <ok>

    Started off with Gerrard falling on his arse and ended up with 'We was unlucky' falling on his <laugh>

    Besides Billy, it's the taking part that's important and not the winning ......... just as well in your case.








    Only joking <ok>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Apr 28, 2014
  7. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Haway Smug, give uz a kiss, lol.
     
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    Billy Death, Apr 28, 2014
  8. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Go on then, you've talked me into it x
     
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    Smug in Boots, Apr 28, 2014
  9. Billy Death

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    :emoticon-0109-kiss:..
     
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    Billy Death, Apr 28, 2014
  10. Gil T Azell

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    Open top bus for sale

    Contact:
    Anfield Rd,
    L4 0TH,
    Liverpool
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 28, 2014

  11. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Just as well, the Liverpool supporters usually throw rocks at any buses that get near the ground <doh>
     
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  12. Nads

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    My worst nightmare is getting harshly fingered by an elephant.

    Elephants can't type, so you are a liar.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    My worst nightmare is being bored to death by a witless dope on a football forum ....... so perhaps he's right <laugh>
     
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  14. Nads

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    'your worst nightmare'

    Cool bastard.
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    Elephants don't have fingers but fish do.
     
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  16. Nads

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    So it'd be a full ****ing foot?

    You just made it worse man, cheers Billy!
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    I can tell you a few things about elephants mate.
    Firstly, they like to get pissed, well African ones do.
    They eat the figs off the trees & they ferment in their bellies thus intoxicating them.
    Secondly, although they have very long appendages, they are very thin.
    A bit like if you rolled plasticine to about 2 foot & as thin as a pencil. <ok>
     
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    But I wasn't talking to you, was I numbnuts <laugh>
     
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  19. Nads

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    It's an open forum, and my nuts are far from numb, it's a warm day.
     
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    Does that mean everything you say is addressed to everyone?? Howay man you're smarter than that. <laugh>
     
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