One of my flatmates was from Southampton and she was a beautiful young lady. Portsmouth and Bournemouth have some proper munters there though...
No Huth. Now please be quiet. Although your grape joke earlier wasn't too bad, it took you more than 1000 posts for it...
oh and i forgot to mention, we can afford to get waxed down south (lovely double entendre there) instead of having stubbley legs/armpits/bikini line from shaving
Im still learning toby, bit like my club Stoke City, was hated in the prem, for how we played, now people are coming around to us, finally getting the jist of this site, soon on here i will reach SUPERSTARDOM.
My ex missus dumped me as she said i was too kinky in the bedroom for her. Nearly spat her piss out when she told me..
I like having five day growth on my face. All the better for tickling the ladies inner thighs. Fair tickles their fancy I can tell ya