What do you do in England that's not available there? It's a big country, you probably went to a bad bit. Try going out in Kent or Dorset for a wild time and you'll be pretty disappointed too
Coming home from the pub once, bit pissed , heard this screaming, then a girl ran out of the bushes half naked. She said "help me, i've just been graped" I said "don't you mean raped" She said " no there was a bunch off them"
My wife says to me you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. So I says to her what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I've been 3 times, for 3 very different holidays. As I said earlier, one was great but it was 2,000-3,000 metres up a mountain in a largely tourism-based area. The other two, I visited several towns and cities, including Paris, and was bored absolutely ****less. I'm never going back.
France can get ****ed they are all ******s any ****er who think its acceptable to deface the War cementaries in Normandy are clearly ****s which they did a few years back. The only reason I will ever go there is to visit Normandy. Then drive somewhere nice afterward like Holland or Spain On a different note, I tried some key lime pie last night... was ok, hae no idea why its called a "key" lime pie and not a lime pie.
The only country more boring than France is Sweden. The women are boring as **** but at least they wash themselves unlike the steeenky froggy tarts.
