Rival Watch™ 2013/2014

Happens on every training pitch every day of the week!

 

Matths description of mata's goal.

"This is like watching porn"


https://mobile.twitter.com/carrick_fan

 

Well we all knew Matths porn selection had no women and a lot of muscled young men in it.


#matthcomeout

 

Like norwich?

 

Despite Arsenal not playing and Spurs winning today seems fairly conclusive for the race for top 4

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Did Norich look like they could be bothered today?

 

A team who cannot move up or down a place versus a team that isn't in the bottom 3 hoping other results don't put them in the bottom 3 and who in fact didn't end up in the bottom 3 despite shipping 4 goals

#epic

 

The article is hilarious.

Suggesting the first sign of tension because Skrtel kept the ball in play with his arm in a game of head tennis

 

Well he does have form our handy Skrts lol

 

So norwich are fighting relegation?

Maybe they just went with the biggest story of the week/season? It would make a lot of sense in whats been a fairly below par season all round.

One of the premier leagues worst. Little excitement or quality from any side bar some good attacking play for Liverpool.

 

It's ok, Next year will be back to being your year......

 

Not sure how that makes sense tbh, most season in tge past 20 have been ours.

There has been a club though that claimed the next season would be theres some 22 times before getting it right. Is that who you mean?

 

Fulham, who are actually in the bottom 3, throwing away a 2 goal lead is a much bigger story than Man Utd's latest corner-turning under their latest manager

Another bigger story is then Everton's collapse in the race for top 4

This has been an amazing season you probably just don't like the stories since your favourite one hasn't featured much - the one where Man Utd get outplayed but the referees rally and drag them back into the game so they come from behind and rob all the points #classic #theunitedway

 

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#giggsforlife

"I know you can't judge on one game... based on that 2nd half the future is bright under Giggs"

 

It really hasnt. Its been really poot. The football across the board has been awful. Sure its been entertaining but only because theres been a lack of quality from sides this season.

The leagues been on a downturn for a few years and this is as bad as its been. People want to see great sides compete. Whats actually happened is sides have stuttered and messed up all season. Bar yourselves who have actually strung some performances together.

I think you will find the biggest stories this season are liverpool winning the title and united under moyes. The two stories that have sold the papers.

 

"People want to see great sides compete." and that's why only deluded United supporters are even interested in what United do or not do!

 

It was only since Utd got knocked out of the CL that the knives from the hacks were out for Moyes, they built him up all season assuring themselves and you utd fans that he'd get it right.
Now Giggs has stolen the headlines from a tight title race, utd are the media darlings end of.

 

Seriously? Too complex? You basically explained the various levels of the joke...1)using fact (& you emphasising the history part now makes it funnier) vs 2) reversal of the common insult from you lot directed at us with 3)the added proposal that the current exchange of fortunes would continue....it wasn't that subtle like......

Or funny....but you've made it funnier. Hung over U? You're normally sharper than this.....

 

If you look at how English teams have done in the Champions League the last two seasons then compare that with the previous 7 or 8 you will see how much the standard of the Premier League has declined.