Knowing you you'll plough into a group of kids, kill them all, crash spectacularly and walk away without a scratch.
schoolies do soften the impact. it's all that childhood obeseity, its rampant nowadays. terrible. you still living the high life off shore?
Fat kids should be researched as a replacement for crash barriers. I'm hardly ever offshore these days. Working onshore mainly, got three more offshore trips between now and September then hopefully that'll be me done with it. The only **** of the new job is the amount of bullshit meetings I have to go to, waste of every ****s time basically. How's married life treating you? Did you go back up to Dingwall for Christmas this year, I went back up North and was so ill I had a whitey after one pint in the Caley on Christmas Day.
Muir was on the other day, answered a few questions as to his situation then left us on a cliffhanger only to return in August with more unanswered questions. The **** is worse than the X-Files
Dougie said that as a rule of him having me in the death pool, I had to make my arse available to him on request. Do you and LR have the same arrangement?
speaking of dead pools did you hear about the guy in afghan who got killed and left £100K to his mates from his life insurance to go get wasted in vegas i reckon they fragged him. yeah went back to the frozen north for xmas. the highlight was the mrs brother taking a random home to his dads house (where her whole family was staying) and shagging her, very vocally, all night. she then toddled off and his gf came over that afternoon to see the family. you could've cut the atmosphere with a knife, it was brilliant! as for being married, its exactly the same except now i wear a wedding ring and have no money.
Bet that was an enjoyable Christmas dinner. I'm glad I went home after I spewed someone got glassed at my mates house where I was meant to be going. I went round there on Boxing Day and the place was like a murder scene, blood sprayed up the walls and on the carpet. His sofa had blood all over it. This is the same boy who was working offshore and his brothers girlfriend had a heroin overdose and died in his bed. Un-lucky.
i think i'd just avoid that house. her brother is a total arsehole though, i might've found it funny if it had been anyone else but because i cant stand him it just pissed me of thought about dobbing him in it for my own amusement but men dont tell
