The way the world is going we will all be dead soon. Wars, famine, flooding, Rangers entering liquidation again. So there is nothing really to worry about.
Simply abolish all tax on tobacco and alcohol, then no **** will live beyond 60. And shut down all the gyms.
They'll be constantly using new medical tools to revive you from almost-death in 30 years time though, so you can continue to lie in your bed ****ting yourself.
what the **** are the scotch worried about 35 is ****ing ancient up there and no **** makes it past 43.