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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jun 20, 2011.

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  1. EDGE

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    Nowt wrong with pregnant lust.

    When my missus was pregnant the first time she was a horny cow and was constantly gushing. I shagged her about 3 hours before she went into labour, then the midwife shoves a couple of digets in her pie to see how far she's gone. ;)

    <MUCK>
     
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    EDGE, Jun 21, 2011
  2. RAVENBLACK

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    You know there's something to be said for old style romanticism :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 21, 2011
  3. Kim Jong Il

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    Alright LR <ok>

    thought you killed yourself in some afghan flashback
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jun 21, 2011
  4. lone ranger

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    nah, statistically i've got another 13 years before i go completely mental, at the moment i'm just pretty wierd. <ok>
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2011
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Same here, apart from the bit about birds.

    Handy tool for keeping in touch with old comrades.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 21, 2011
  6. RAVENBLACK

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    From the Second World War Dev :police:
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 21, 2011

  7. lone ranger

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    Kammeraden
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2011
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Boer.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 21, 2011
  9. jenthesaint1990

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    zico you naughty bastard, i thought you were going steady with your woman, thinking about kids????? but you've still got an emergency option, thats terrible/organised...
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 21, 2011
  10. Kim Jong Il

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    every man has an emergency option waiting in the wings <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jun 21, 2011
  11. DCooper7

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    Facebook is for ****y ****s.


    I have not been on for ages.
     
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    DCooper7, Jun 21, 2011
  12. Kim Jong Il

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    tina has clearly been writing her own tags <laugh>

    sex with tina = awesome
    tinas gorgeous body

    who said the tags dont lie.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jun 21, 2011
  13. The Ginger Marks

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    You'd have to sew them back on first <whistle>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jun 21, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Or get them out of your mouth <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 21, 2011
  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    facebook is good for stalking people an if your mate leaves their phone unlocked so you can frape them an thats about it really... Oh an birds beach photos..
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    its also good for having a **** over your mates girlfriend <ok>

    or your brothers.
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2011
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    You **** over your brothers? <yikes>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 21, 2011
  18. jenthesaint1990

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    <laugh> sick ****er
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 21, 2011
  19. lone ranger

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    only the pretty ones
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2011
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    That's alright then.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 21, 2011
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