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Aldo v Jiffy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    You guys need to be more like Bealester and/or Jonno.

    Cool, calm and collected. Mayhem ensues on the forum and we just chill through it all, unfazed.

    And you can tell everybody, and you can tell everybody, go ahead and tell everybody, I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man.
     
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  2. Paolo Martone

    Paolo Martone New Member

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    Aldo's got a quick temper and even quicker fists <wah>
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're a ****ing gay man to be sure.
     
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  4. User Deleted

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    And if you do decide to ****, film it and PM it to me.
     
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  5. Patience

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    <laugh>

    I look forward to hearing about your cathartic threesome with Venom and ER.
     
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  6. User Deleted

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    Sittin' on a dock of a bay... <cool>
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I'm relatively polite to everyone on Not606. As for an alcoholic, hypocritical, wife-beating tramp, I reserve the right to tell him as much at every opportunity.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nah he's not, he's a dapper chapper. One of them metro sexuals I'll wager
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's just modern speak for gay but likes to hang around with women. Not sure if Bealy is an Horation, a tinkerbell or maybe even a bulldagger?
     
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    I think it's laudable that you haven't commented on his bad points <ok>
     
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  11. Patience

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    After ST's histrionics, I have decided to cut Aldo some slack.

    After all, the real loser to his incandescent rage is Mrs. Aldo.
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Not being as au fait with gay slang as ST, I had to resort to Urban Dictionary. While it helped me with 'bulldagger', it was no use for 'Horation' or 'tinkerbell' (in this context).

    It did offer this interesting definition of 'tinkerbell':

     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    4. Bulldagger (n.) &#8211; a masculine woman, closely related to &#8220;butch lesbian.&#8221; Also see: &#8220;Diesel lesbian,&#8221; term referring to queer women who look like truck drivers.

    17. Horatian (n.) &#8211; from the late 19th century, term used at Oxford amongst Lord Byron and his compatriots to refer to a bisexual person; see also: &#8220;Gillette blade,&#8221; referring to a bisexual female.

    40. Tinkerbelle (n.) &#8211; queer man who enjoys being urinated upon.

    http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/51-gay-slang-phrases-youve-never-heard-before/

    Some crackers on there. I'm going to try and drop some of them into polite conversation whenever I can.


    <laugh>-:bandit:
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ER is in the Iron Closet <ok>
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Moi ! Argue ?

    Not at all . I simply the stoke the fires of Jiffy's abnormal obsessive behaviour .

    It amuses me to watch him attempt to get more and more desperately offensive to try and get a rise .

    Baiting the OCD is fun fun fun <rofl>
     
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  16. Toby

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    ^^^^*****
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Toby ^^^^^^^^^
     
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