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Where's Jonno?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cruyff's Turn, Apr 23, 2014.

  1. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    For the first time I can recall he's not listed on any of the threads.Has he been kidnapped by Islamists?
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Apr 23, 2014
  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Jonno was abducted from the streets of Greenwich on Monday afternoon. He was bundled onto a rendition flight to Gitmo and is currently being waterboarded Cletus Tucker IV from Kentucky. Inside sources say he's particularly looking forward to the Abu Graib style welcome arse pyramid.
     
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    But the good news is they'll release him in time for the 2016 Mayoral Campaign. Vote for Acworth
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    he's in Portugal waiting for Dev.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 23, 2014
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Waiting for Dev to die so he can contact him at a seance?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 23, 2014
  6. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    sorry guys ha ha no had the flu
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Apr 23, 2014
  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Out on licence ^^^^^^^
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 23, 2014
  8. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Does it feel good to know you are missed Jonno?
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Apr 23, 2014
  9. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    yes thanks <magic>
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Apr 23, 2014

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