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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Apr 23, 2014.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    You've got to help me, People of G.C. I've done something horrible.

    I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocketknife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared

    And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
     
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    Hash., Apr 23, 2014
  2. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    An intense 6 month regime of skin bleaching should help.
     
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    Tiddler, Apr 23, 2014
  3. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    [video=youtube;Ts_q7SXQVF0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts_q7SXQVF0[/video]

    [video=youtube;9R2LEg1cEBI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2LEg1cEBI[/video]
     
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    Mick, Apr 23, 2014
  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh> .
     
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    Hash., Apr 23, 2014
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    WD40 on the knife blade <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 23, 2014
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ...or don't use knives, use a gun.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 23, 2014
  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Put the corpses in a stream like the Suffolk strangler, they bloat up nicely and hey presto DNA gone.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Apr 23, 2014
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I don't really understand the problem. Would one of those grabber things that old people use be any help?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 23, 2014
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    like Shameless you mean?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 23, 2014
  10. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    porn photo for piss take.jpg
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Apr 23, 2014

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