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How long can you bang for?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Apr 23, 2014.

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How many minutes do you bang for?

  1. I can't get it up

  2. I dribble before I've even put it in

  3. 1 minute

  4. 2 minutes

  5. 3 minutes

  6. 4 minutes

  7. 5 minutes

  8. 6 minutes

  9. 7 minutes

  10. More than 7 minutes

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    #1
    stopmeandslapme, Apr 23, 2014
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Depends how much I've had to drink.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 23, 2014
  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I usually compare with a microphone, some jokes to put everyone at ease and a winning smile.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 23, 2014
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Depends how much you wind the key in my back

    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 23, 2014
  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    At my age, ****ing hours.

    My preferred position these days is doggy style, so that I can rest a good book on the young lady's back.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 23, 2014
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am a lazy **** so my preferred position is her on top doing all the hard work :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Apr 23, 2014
  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    So where does the book go? :huh:
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 23, 2014
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She holds it for me.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 23, 2014
  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I haven't timed myself.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 23, 2014
  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You telling me you can't count two pumps and a squirt?
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 23, 2014

  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Exactly, I'm counting the pumps, not seconds.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Apr 23, 2014
  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I didn't realise it was meant to be a race.
     
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    alwaysright, Apr 25, 2014
  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'll start now and let you know when I'm done
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 25, 2014
  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hurry up, Tina's arse will be getting sore.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 25, 2014
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    About 5 minutes and then my knuckles get sore and bloody.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 25, 2014
  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's said that some men 'suffer' from premature ejaculation.

    How can it be premature?

    What are they supposed to be waiting for? :)
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 25, 2014
  17. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    My record was 3 hours
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Apr 25, 2014
  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 25, 2014
  19. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    :steam:i was like this afterwoods!
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Apr 25, 2014
  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Haha ffs mate!
     
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    monacoger, Apr 25, 2014
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