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A Snort of Whisky Sir?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 23, 2014.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/drinks-firm-launches-powdered-alcohol-3440490


    That's Aldo's breakfast sorted <laugh>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 23, 2014
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Line them up.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 23, 2014
  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Is there an anal preparation of this product ?
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Would it not be quicker just to inject it into your bloodstream?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 23, 2014
  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Spoken like a true junky!
     
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    monacoger, Apr 23, 2014
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    So instead of Powdered Toast Man it'll be Powdered Toasted Man?

    (If you don't know who Powdered Toast Man is then you can **** off and die painfully)
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I went to school with a guy who injected himself with skol. He got smashed on about a teaspoon. Think he's dead now.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Apr 23, 2014
  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ffs the whole idea of alcohol is that it's wet.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 23, 2014
  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    That's why people are always talking about how 'wet' they got after a night on the piss.
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm assuming this booze powder can be smoked?
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Never thought of that <laugh>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 23, 2014
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I snorted gin once. We had hardly any left and this was long before the advent of 24-hour licencing and booze delivery services. I stopped short of pouring into my eye though, which is supposed tbe even more effective.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 23, 2014
  16. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    i think i might need it tonight get rid of this flu bug hit me for six today feel exuasted just had a kebab hope that cure it
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Apr 23, 2014

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