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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ok... in the style of 'yo momma's sooo fat....'....



    Pardew's so crap that Michael Jackson has decided to rise from the dead to make 'Bad 2' as a tribute...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 21, 2014
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    Pardew's so crap that he looks to Eddie The Eagle as a key inspiration figure in his life.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    Pardew's so crap he even makes ACS look good.

    Pardew's so crap ...but it's not his fault.

    Pardew's more crap than Poyet's floor.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2014
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Pardew is so crap thats fans are willing to entertain replcements such as Pulis and Moyes
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Pardew is so crap that Gus Poyet once laid him out on the dressing room floor
     
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    Pardew is so crap that not even the mackems would employ him as manager.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pardew's so crap that when he walks across a farmers field the crops have a growth spurt
     
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    Pardew's so crap that he bathes in a sewer to 'freshen up'.
     
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    Pardew is so crap he makes diarrohea look hard.
     
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    [video=youtube;L-FDiDPXOiM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-FDiDPXOiM[/video]
     
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    Tash.. you were ahead of your time mate... cracking vid.. I never get tired of watching it.
    What about a new one?
     
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    Pardew's so crap that it was said that once in training, Fabrice Pancrate and Geremi corrected him on his tactical decisions
     
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    Pardew is so crap that he makes the X Factor seem like credible entertainment
     
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    Pardew is so crap they even brought in Joe fa Kinnear in to be his boss!
     
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    Tony Blair for PM or Alan Pardew for manager?
     
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    Pardew is so crap that he thinks Eliot is ready for our first team... oh wait...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 23, 2014
  17. Obi Wan

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    Pardew's so crap he was kidnapped by dung beetles and eaten. Well, we can hope.
     
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    Even dung beetles have taste.
     
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    Let them jump off the Tyne Bridge and the one that hits the ground first can take his choice.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    In case they are watching, a good tip to help you land faster it to strap a huge slab of concrete onto your back before you jump. <ok>
     
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