****ing worse than wine bores those ****s. Whisky is a jakey drink, doesn't matter how much you charge for it or how fancy a bottle you stick it in there will always be a pish-soaked tramp somewhere sucking at a bottle of Bell's like it's mother's milk.
Had this fat guy in his kilt sniffing it, saying the usual pish like, "hints of cinnamon with a sweet earthy smell and a whiff of a cool sea breeze", whilst i'm there just necking it like a shot. Only way I drink it when offered. Guy looked at me like i'd shat on his wife's tits.
Imagine getting pretentious over something which when imbibed in large quantities causes you tae pish yourself and take wild air swings at imaginary opponents. By 2am you're giving it "It has a faint aroma of ammonia with a soupçon of BO all underpinned with the future yet tantalising smell of the turtleheid in my scuds."
. I bought a decent bottle of Sancerre for my mum at Christmas once thinking she might like to try a really nice wine - poured her a glass and she put soda water in it!
I have a pal who - on occasions that you are so high you need a step-ladder to scratch your own arse - has a habit of spontaneously breaks into long tracts of Burns ( no I cant explain why ) which he recalls with Rainman like clarity - he doesnt seem to appreciate the unpleasant sobering effect of this aberrant behaviour.
should auld anti-social behaviour be forgot .... although I now actually appreciate a fine single malt I do remember well being hauled out of a party by two of my friends as I desperately tried to start a fight with someone on the basis of not liking their hair .... whisky does have that effect even on a normally mild mannered chap like myself
Aye either that or it turns giant psychopaths into sobbing jessies telling every **** they "pure love yie, so ah do".
This was a thread about St George and the Guffs. Hijacked into the merits/evils of whisky consumption.
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Yep - the only time I have ever hit someone unprovoked was when drinking Jamesons* *I know it isn't Scotch but they all have the same impact
Got lashed up one day and was already in a fairly argumentative mood. Went to a new pub ion the area and they were giving everyone free Jamesons so had sone of that. Llater in the night i thought "I want to hit someone random" so i did. He ended up with a glancing blow to the jaw which i think might have missed anyway and i ended up with a broken nose, 2 black eyes and broken ribs and got barred out the pub for 6 weeks.........
