High School student asks Miss America for a date

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... in the state of Pennsylvania, subsequently suspended, is there anyone here who widn't?

 

She`s not particularly attractive, I take it that is Miss America and not the high school student ?

Probably widnae, she looks ******ed by chronic blandness.

 

Proper picture please

 

pwah, post it yersel, yer wee whipper-snapper

 

A complete ****in dog.

 

Bit harsh on Shameless, what about the Septic Queen though?

 

bastard

 

A bit too paki looking for me, but I probably would anyway, as I am not racist, oh no, not me, no siree bob

 

You ever pumped a darkie, Monica?

 

Thats what I love about you man ; you`re there to say the things some of us think but wont say

 

Not that I think that of course , but I know some on here will ....

 

Yeah a few, I remember the first darkie I pumped, I was giving her the dog and the smell of her dreadlocks was f**king rank, so after that I decided only to shag a few more darkies, not a lot. I have some morals, although not many, as I have even shagged fenians before.

 

Sounds like you ****ed one of those birds from Cleopatra.

Or a Rasta.

 

It was when I was at uni, picked her up in the velvet rooms(not a euphemism), sorry pretty much 20 years ago, she is probably dead now from an overdose, or doing a stretch in the clink. Is the velvet rooms still even open/exist?

 

Did she have a massive fanny? A bit set of swaying beef flaps.

With loads of flies landing on her.

 

No, I wouldn't describe the amount of flies as loads, so it has to be a no. If you had asked if there were "ample" flies, then that would have to be an affirmative.

 

There must be a skin-to-flies ratio that can be simply calculated.

 

I believe it is directly proportional to skin darkness. Maybe ask beale if that is correct.

 

ffs