Of course you are. That's why you joined both the Armed Foeces and the Pigs. Violent fascist bastard.
Had a fight with the dog last night. The wee ****er nicked one of my sausages fae the chippy. Chased him about the house and when he dropped it full out attack on me. ****ing bit me
blame the Irish. They all came over to glasgow when their potatoes broke and we had to lay the smack down on them on a daily basis to keep them in check the rapey ****s!!