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when was your last whitey

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    well folks I had my first whitey in around 14 years the other day. I woke up decided to skip breakfast and a cig and proceeded to smoke a nicely packed joint of amnesia.

    good old fun it was for about 5 mins but then shock horror I could feel the blood drain from my face and the hot flushes beginning.

    too stoned to make it to the kitchen for some orange juice and other sugary foodstuffs (a whitey is when your blood sugar levels drop as a result of smoking too much weed/hash on an empty stomach) I decided to ride this one out on the couch.

    unpleasant is an understatement but sure once it passed I had a joint to celebrate.


    anyhow when was your last whitey ?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    About twenty years ago.

    Drugs are for mugs.
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I used to love whitey...best stone possible.

    was never sick on a whitey.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never had one. But then I was never really that into it and haven't done it in over 20 years ago.

    My preference was for speed, eccies, and coke.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Raging ****.
     
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  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Stuff and nonsense, whitey's are for lightweights. It's called fainting yer wee rascal and it's normal, just sit down for a bit, or lie down with your feet up if the face really is white/ashen

    ER gets a whitey every time he has get out of bed to empty the bedpan.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye can talk sumbdy into taking a whitey. Just after they've a right few good tokes then start telling they're lookin a wee bit peeked(sp)... keep it up for a wee while and they end up taking one <laugh>
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Try chuffing away on some Peruvian gear, in Peru, until you start to cough out pieces of your own throat.

    That was an alarming experience.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I made some scone/hash cakes once and I was a bit blasé and put too much Red Leb into the recipe and then spent the next 4 hours nailed to the floor.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The last time we had a whytey, our team dropped 3 divisions in one fell swoop. <wah>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    About 20 years ago, I only get them when I mix booze and hash so I don't drink hen i'm smoking.
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Had a similar experience when I decided to make a visit to a jazz club a bit more interesting by having some homemade THC-infused guacamole before I went. Not understanding the mechanics of it, I thought I'd be OK if I used half the amount of grass that I normally put into it. What I now know is that I should have used milder gear. I was just as much a gibbering wreck, but only for half the normally amount of time.
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That's called the whirling pits.
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    This.

    Except I did use to spew my ringer. Felt ****ing brand new afterwards though.
     
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