Great movie But when was the last time you were in a fight? Real experiences have more value, but you can make **** up if you really want to.
after ra gerz juice wan ra leeg. 3 altercations that day actually, only 1 came to proper blows and it was with my mate
I battered some wee **** senseless the night Rangers won the league. The wee **** kept running about greeting and shouting "Don't hit me...I work in politics so you can't hit me anymore".
My life has been a constant battle fighting off all the lovely ladies. It's not easy being "The Thinking Woman's Crumpet". One does one's best though.
rememberance day 2010, me and my mate were knocking lumps out of each other at anniesland train station at about 8pm. lest we forget.
Ach, he was asking for it. Did anyone see a documentary a few weeks ago (ITV4 I think) about a real fight club in the US. "Dog fight club" or something like that it was called? I reckon we should start a Not606 fightclub. Although at Dog fight club they were all friends afterwards, probably wouldn't work for Not606.
but after disabled people and people who have already been knocked out/down (by someone else) these are the best kinds of guy to fight!
I was in the dancing ****ing amazingly rubber, and I chucked a plastic pint and hit a guy on the head, couldn't remember anything until my mate told me the next day. Apparently the guy was a local nutjob, met me outside, planted the nut right on me, I drapped, he said - you're out of your league mate and walked off. Not one of my better nights
infact some **** punched me about 3 weeks ago but the polis saw it and I knew if I hit him back I would be joining the wee scrote in the cells so I just held my hands up and laughed at him, he didnt know he was about to be cuffed. Silly wee **** was going ballistic in the back seat. I just blew him a kiss. That didnt go down well with his skitzo bird.
I got thrown about by a few bouncers after pissing in the corridor of a nightclub in Leigh a couple of years ago. Just a few bruises, nothing major.
Got hopped by six lads in a nightclub a while back, apparently I'd accidentally cock-blocked one of them who was trying to get stuck into a friend of mine. I was so drunk I didn't realise what was going on until they'd been pulled off me by the bouncers and were getting the ever-loving **** beaten through them while I strolled on to the jacks to take a pish. Lovely bruise on the back of my head the morning after
Last time for me was with the brother in law.He started shouting at my Mrs when he was pissed up so i told him to get outside.He swung a few punches at me then i gave him a few jabs and knocked him clean out.I should have went to town on him but he now knows the score.
i got bottled by a bouncer on a night out around christmas the big ****ing ***got shat his pants when i came back next night with a hurley
