Well Jono if Londoners will vote for a complete ****wit like Boris I'd say you have a good chance of getting elected . Go for it mate
^^^^You see Jonno, you have the ethnic minority(which is probably a majority these days) vote already.
I'll vote for you Jonno, on condition you adopt the following policies; 1) Outlaw cycling on London streets. 2) Close down all "Gastro-pubs" with immediate effect. 3) Round up all bearded, sockless ****ers and confine them to Hoxton and Shoreditch only. 4) Declare Kensington an independent Russian Republic. Surround the area with Ukrainian commando units. 5) Legalise heroin, crack cocaine and crystal meth within a 1 mile radius of Camden Town tube station. 6) Sell South London to France. 7) Bomb Tottenham (not that any **** would notice).
ive just got some really good advise here i think ive got a game plan how to win this election a im going get as much media coverage as possible,get support from one of the big parties leaders to run the campaign i also need a petition started on line get my name on the balot box here my plans 1.make sure all cyclists are taxed ,insured and licenced before going on the road any riders failing this will have bikes crushed or seized 2.more police on the streets scrap all the paper work crap they have to fill in 3.bus fares set at £1 a journey in london not at £2.60 which is piss take 4.train fares also cut by half lot of big rail firms booted out like south eastern 5.dlr ripped up and a proper high speed rail link in its place. 6.bbc scrap the tv licence my main goal 7.any fidling mp fidling expences automatic ban from ever entering the house again or standing as an mp request a 5 year jail issued for any scandal hit mps 8.open public builddings every saturday like westminster and others free access 9.bt tower reopened as a cafe tourist venue 10.battersea power station redeveloped quickly 11.football clubs to lower entrance fees instead of £23 go back to £15 entrance which is more reasonable 12.more river boat services also fares reduced-london -kent river boat service installed 13.more benefit handed out to londoners who struggle ie normal english working families 14.embasseys who dont pay c charge booted out of london 15.c charge moved across london to south and essex and kent 16 toll on a2 to kent 17,toll on m1 to midlands 18.vote for non eu laws in other words tell the eu go do one 19.public transport run through night ie tubes and busses on regular service 20.minibus firms set up like in barbados where charge 50p for a journey
Jonno if you need any financial backing, I hear Toby's just come into a load of extra dosh that he doesn't want or need.
